Last year, we embarked on a journey to discovering what makes a video game character “sexy.” Through a-many long nights of gazing upon the robust figures of video game characters, we determined that one of the aspects of a character’s appeal rests on the top of their head, the hair. Upon further examination, it’s assessed that the eyes of a character tugged at our emotions rendering gamers mesmerized. In this final entry of character sex appeal, let’s face it, what makes a video game character sexy? Dat ass.

Alyx Vance

Alyx Vance…Gordon Freeman ain’t the only one rendered speechless.

Nathan Drake

I’d like to chart the territories of your body.

Snake

Oh yeah Snake…

Mass Effect

Total perfection.

Ninja Gaiden

Back that thang up.

Tomb Raider

Broken and beaten, but still all sorts of badamn!

Zero

His ass is so fine
Borderlands hottie Zero
Nice badoinkadonk

Metroid

What a plump rump!

Gears of War

Mmmm… Marcus…

Cammy

So fine, I can bounce quarters off of it!

Donkey Kong

The side booty. Nom nom nom

This concludes my series on character sex appeal. Have other reasons to find a video game character sexy? Leave them in the comments below!

About The Author

Editor Mischief

LinkSmash. Editor Mischief. Duckface Dancer. Rambler. Giver of free hugs. Recovering Minecraft addict. Doesn't know slang.

Join the Discussion!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.