Gif, with a soft ‘g’. Jif? Gif? How the hell are we supposed to pronounce this?

Either way, if you’ve been surfing the internet these past few days, there’s a pretty decent chance that you’ve stumbled across a football gif — but not just any football gif. These special little gifs are so much more than fancy moving pictures. They’re our inner-most thoughts, our hopes, our fears, and definitely our insomnia presented to the masses. The Madden GIFERATOR is a national treasure, folks.

Of course, I use the term ‘national treasure’ lightly here because, wouldn’t you know it, the GIFERATOR has gotten out of hand. What started as a beautiful trash talk companion has turned my tumblr dashboard into a smorgasbord of spandex-clad men dancing in front of cherry blossoms with weirdly inspirational messages. We’ve got explosions, men falling on roadways, full moons, American flags — it’s all so terribly confusing.

And yet, do you want to know the worst part? I want more. So as to fill my need for obnoxious memes and insufferable trends, let’s take a journey through some of my favorite Madden GIFERATOR masterpieces:

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Oops, too late.

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Now let’s go eat some dumpster food.

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Fuck you, Matt Ryan.

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This is news.

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Five Nights at Bucs.

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Here come the Pillar Men.

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Goddamn it, Armstrong.

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Probably.

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(◡‿◡✿)

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Sonic All-Star Football, coming 2016.

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Accurate, actually.

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I am not a robot.

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oh god.

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OH GOD.

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So stupid, yet so entertaining.

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I know, you’re sighing with me.

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TAKE IT BACK, STACY.

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I live in the south, so this is accurate.

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… no.

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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

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Dammit, Leroy.

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Unless you got rushing yards, hun.

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Are we still taking the hobbits to Isengard?

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(◡‿◡✿)

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Oh, we’re feeling it.

 

Well, I hope you’re as sufficiently fed up with humanity as I am. It’s all so funny, yet so terribly, terribly sad. So let’s keep making them, okay?

 

 

About The Author

Emily is a writer, designer, and professional sassmaster with roots in Georgia. When she's not selling her soul to the writing gods, she's researching new topics, kayaking, and annoying the general population. She one day dreams of ruling the Seven Kingdoms, and can often be found arguing with herself in the third person.

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