Otherwise known as 14 games you shouldn’t play on Valentine’s Day if you’re single because then you’ll kill yourself…
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, buck up, Ponyboy! The sun will rise once again. Just steer clear of these 14 heart-wrenching games on Valentine’s Day that will make you question your existence in single-player life. Also, reading this will just spoil everything for you causing you to slip into a deeper depression.
There’s no way about it. Everyone dies. Everyone.
It’s the epitome of total loneliness.
Single Player Pong
No, actually this is.
Spoiler alert: Your girlfriend gets killed right in front of you and you become a total tentacle mess.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2/3
If your girlfriend dying isn’t depressing enough, your closest and badass friends are killed!
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
Not only does everyone die, you realize that Majora was the loneliness thing ever and just wanted a friend.
What’s black and white and has hanging corpses all over? This utterly depressing game.
Gears of War 2
Because even when you find your wife, turns out she’s been lobotomized and tortured beyond repair and you have to kill her.
Final Fantasy VII
Waste of potions.
Because the AI chick that’s been with you throughout the fight of human survival isn’t real. Plus she disappears FOREVER!
The Walking Dead
Because everyone you care for dies and then you have to kill them again to make sure they’re dead.
Red Dead Redemption
Even when you see get a chance to see your love ones, it’s all going to shit anyways.
Shadow of the Colossus
Because you never get to see the one you saved.
To The Moon
Because what the fuck so many feelings. Death sucks.